“‘Kill the duck outside please, Lawson. You smell horrible.’”

"There’s an absolute ban on durian, that mysterious spiky fruit my late Grandfather used to say, 'Tastes like heaven, smells like an un-flushed toilet.'”

“My documentary- induced despair lasted a good 24 hours and then I pushed it away; it was easier to complain about homework than to dwell on such devastation.”

“is there a problem in the building?”